Me: "because we're lazy about changing Enzo's diaper it overflowed and now the futon and cushions are full of pee.Arghhhh"
Christian: "good job Enzo now we're motivated to wash the futon cover"
I'm all like, "Enzo if you learn to use the potty I'll give you the $42.50 that it costs to buy you a box of diapers at Costco."
He's all like, "Are you kidding? That hardly covers my troubles."
o.k fine, he's not really saying it but trust me I KNOW that's what he's thinking everytime he laughs when I mention my side of the bargain.